"Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb."
If you haven't watched this movie then take a good look at yourself; wonder why your priorities in life are so messed up and feel the shame rushing through your body. Once you're done watch the movie, enjoy the awesome ride, and never let anyone know that you've only watched this recently.
I think Pineapple Express is the best stoner flick out there. It has everything you want: a lot of weed smoking, a lot of pot talk and a lot of tunes that are great to listen to when you've smoked. No matter how high you are, this movie will be there to groove along with your buzz. And if you want more of it you can watch another Seth Rogen stoner movie like Knocked Up, The Neighbors or Superbad.